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Wednesday, 17 March 2010 14:18
Written by umbrella
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Fantasy! This single word has enormous power to make our heart flutter..

I'm whirring fassst¦ Time machine taking me to Stone age /

Wowww! beautiful dense forests... clean air... sparklingly clean water...

Who is standing there in that apple garden?


What r they doing... fighting clawing groping.. ewww! 2 hairy animals! No No it's humans!!

Oh my god!! Is this the famous Adam and Eve?!

Hairy bodies, yellow teeth.. smelly breath... yucky! Oh my.. what are they upto? !

Growling like animals they r clawing each other and ouch! No wonder that lady screams in pain!
 


Enough of this barbarians! God i'm scared! I would like to have a word with Milton for making them sound like some sweet smelling angels in his Paradise Lost! what a realisation !!

Whizzzzzzzzzzzzz...... going to 1800s

Ahaaa..the streets r well planned! That temple looks great. Bullock carts and horses fill the roads.

Is that what king's palace? must be...

Palace is filled with gold statues. Walls r painted with gems and pearls.. I should take back some of these fortune..

but where is the king?...

There he is! Romancing his lady love.. queen..
Hey wait! That king looks like my hubby!!!! oh my that's him! How dare he romancing another lady!?....

I stalk down the long corridor and pull king away from that lady[lady psst]'s clutches..

Hubby , no no.. king, turns his angry eyes on me "Who are you, wench?™

U ungrateful ape! I'm your wife!

You r wearing men's garb, wench! Are u a spy? Is this some ploy to kill me?
Don't try to act smart, Hub! U r not to touch her!!
King rolls his eyes and claps his hands and 2 soldiers appears...
Take this crazy looking wench to prison. Tomorrow burn her to death!
Aww no court! no arguments! no justice!

Our 2000 sounds better!

I start running for my life.. jumping on my time machine! whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr.......

Phewwww 1800s wont do! let me try 1900s

Americaaaaaaaaaaaa! ohh hooooooooo

Men look dirty, sporting long hair, too many bead chains around their neck, cigs lolling on the side of their mouth...
 


Women look dirtier with their nicotine teeth, drug induced glazy eyes

I go into a bar..

Hey who is dancing there that's 'him' again! my hub now with a different woman? !
I go up to him and push him hard!
He goes sprawling on dance floor...

Whoa babe eazy ! eazy ! what's up? You wanna dance with me? is that what this is all about ? !

How dare u dance with her... that dirty looking ****!! U r my hub, remember?
Oh ...me ur hub? !

Guffaws all around......

I realize i'm in 1900s and not in 2008..

But how the hell this hub of mine didnt romance me even once in all of his births????!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrr....runs back to my time machine

Y this damn machine is not starting kicking hardddddddddd....

Ouch! stop that wife ! U r hurting me!

I am lying on my bed, waking form my crazy dream.. hub practically rattling my teeth by shaking me...

Sorry honey! I thought I was kicking my time machine.. he he...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

On seeing his face, , all my anger at seeing him with other women comes back in full force..
But don't talk to me! i'm angry with u!

Err.. started early today eh ? he grins..

But see.. i have a valid reason. I saw u romancing other women in 1800 and 1900!!

Valid indeed ! ! Don't be stupid wife! U and your weird dreams...
 


Yes..I know. still...

Hey know what.. u were a dirty American hippy in your 1900s birth and a King in 1800s birth..

But sadly, u were not  boring  like now!.. I giggle

Still how could he romance other women?... thoughts started nagging me

Hey! may be it was me all the time! Maybe I looked different in my previous births.. he he..

Awww..fantasy works in all ways !! lolz

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Pavalamani Pragasam
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written by Pavalamani Pragasam, March 19, 2010
Hilarious! So, a woman remains a woman throughout the centuries! A possessive shrew!!!LOL!
umbrella
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written by umbrella, March 19, 2010
@PP- Thank you for ur input.
U r right ! Possessive shrew with weird logic! lolz.
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written by idiott, March 20, 2010
hilarious...
After reading this..i got the answer to the perennial question "Who is John Galt?" and here goes my answer...
"John Galt must be a woman!!"
umbrella
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written by umbrella, March 21, 2010
@idiot-
mmmmm..John Gait..eh? awww..u mean women r as manipulative as John Gait? i'm still thinking whether to accept ur take or not! after all i have to remain loyal to my own gender..right? smilies/smiley.gifsmilies/smiley.gif

Thank you for ur input.happy days.tc
Santosh
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written by Santosh, March 21, 2010
While your hubby would never in the wildest of dreamz romance another women, you are dreaming of his mis endeavors all the time!! Very very feminine!!
Domarp
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written by Domarp, March 21, 2010
Wow..wow...that was really funny...creativity to a new height smilies/smiley.gif
Pavalamani Pragasam
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written by Pavalamani Pragasam, March 29, 2010
Excuse me for posting my comment on your bloggers meet article in this space, umbrella! Some problem with the internet explorer prevents me from posting there. Well, here it is:
Wow! Am I not green with envy! I'd love to meet Ms.Tulasi! Can you give her blogsite address? And also convey mine to her?
www.ppavalamani.blogspot.com
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