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Sunday, 05 September 2010 02:01
Written by vibhu kapoor
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Banaras vali Mausi ka aaj aaya phone
Boli, beta bangalore mein hun, coming to see you soon

Athiti satkaar ki formaility mein mat padna, kehkar rakh diya phone
Darhasal dekhne aa rahi thi woh mujhe, kunki ek accident mein tudva chuka tha mein apni 3 bones

Mausi ke sang milne ka record bada hi tha tang
Kabhi kabhi milta tha aur jhat se ban jata tha unki baaton ka vyang.

Mausi thi gol matol ek dum maal daar,
Benares mein tha unki samridhi ka bada bol baal.

Vyapar mein Mausi ne khoob kamaya tha paisa
Unki middle class behen ka mein iklauta suputr, milkar unse khud ko pata, sher ke saamne choohe jaisa



Mausi ke bhi the do sapoot
Humesha se chalta unke beech competition, ki aakhir dono mein kaun hai zada mazboot

Jab bhi chalte mere sang
Bana lete the mere kamzor tan ko apni baaton ka vyang

Aata tha kabhi kabhi unpar mujhe bada krodh
Chodh ye to reeti hai ameeron ki, kehkar meri ma karti thi mujhe shaant hone ka anurodh

Oorja ka srot sa mujh mein jaga,haddiyon ke dard ka bhoolkar karhana
Socha kuch bhi karke aaj Mausi ko hai impress karke bhejna

Bangalore mein le liya tha ab ek ghar.
Apartment ke bahar khade gaurd ko maine kaha, 3 hathe katthe jeev aayenge, dekhkar unhe kehna welcome sir.

Mausi ko impress karne ka plan jab maine room mate ko bataya.
Pagal hai, ladki vale aa rahe hain kya, kehkar usne mera mazaak udaaya.

Mausi ke mere sang,bachpan mein kiye durvyavhar ki jab history sunai
Bhar aayi aanken mere dost ki, baith gaya dvaar pe mehmano ke intaazar mein, haath mein liye shehnai

Toote haath se ki ghar ki poori safaai
Reh rehkar, Mausi ko impress karne ki maine nayi nayi yojnayen banaayi

Khareedne laga mein anek vyanjan
Bhaiyon ki pasand na bhoola, kaha dukandaar se, pack karde 2 tandoori chicken

Mahaul sa tha ab laga jamne
Chetavni di dono room mates ko, Mausi ameer hain, na aana fakeer bankar tum unke sammne

Mausi ke pratishtha ki jab kahani suni,Dono ko meri baat badi jachi
Ghumaya gaal pe ustara, hero dikhne ki hudak ab unme machi

Bangalore ke best brand ki hum sabne shirt daali
Seediyon mein rakhe paudhe le aaye andar, taaki na lage ghar khali

Besabar hokar ab hum kar rahe the athitiyon ka intazaar
Achanak dekha ki apartment gate par khade hai 3 log, milta tha unka haathiyon se aakar

Aise vishaal kay jeevon ko dekh,
Apartment ke guard ke mun se nikli cheekh

Is se pehle ki woh unki aur ninda karta, aankh maarke maine use roka
Samajh gaya woh apni galti, lajja bhare mun se usne unhe salaam thoka

Khair flop ho gaya tha pehla plan
Jhunka neeche Mausi ke pair padne, unka aashirvaad liye bina, na milta aaj mujhe chain

Mausi ne kheejte hue kaha,
Are gadhe, just say hi,kun sabke samne pair chooke tu meri khilli udaa raha

Hansne lage mere dono bhai
Yaad aa gaye bachpan ke din, jab milkar thi dono ne meri khoob bajayi

Chota vala bola,
Bhaiya kehte the na tumhe, haddiyan mazboot rakhni hain to khaya karo murga

Maine sharmindagi se mun jhukaya
Chupke se bheja dost ko sms, bhaiya shehnayi ka program na jaye zaya



Pahunche aage lift ki or,
Mausi ne hi enter kiya sabse pehle door

Harsh poorvak maine dabaya third floor
Ki zor ki bell baji, weight overload

Hey ram,50 kilo ki tu hun mein, kehkar Mausi ne lift par zor ki laat maari
Mausi ke aakar ko dekh, achcharyachakit hoke maine socha, aakhir kab se lag gayi inhe 2 se bhag karne ki bimaari ?

Khair jaise taise upar pahunche to suni kahin se aati hui murdani ki awaaz
Shehnayivadak ke naam pe dhabba, mera dost bhi nikla dagabaaz

Andar aayi Mausi to unhe dikha mera chamakta hua ghar
Boli, lagta hai dheere dheere mere kosne ka padne laga hai tujh pe asar

Rahat ki li maine aakhir saans
Chupke se doston ko kaha, program hit raha to rahees Mausi le jaayengi raat ko karaane kahin disc mein dance

Kursiyon par maine unhe bithaya
Mausi ne kaha, teri gareeb ma ne tujhe kya sofa nahi dilaya

Hanste hue bhai ne nikali bag se ek Scotch ki botal aur kaha bhaiya get well soon
Pyaas lagi hai bahut, kholo ise nahi to pee jaunga tumhara khoon

Maine doston se mangvaaye 3 glass
Chothe bhai ne meri bisceps ko haath mein pakda aur bola, tum na match kar paoge kabhi humari class

Botal ko maine teen bhagon mein baanta
Are namard tu nahi peyegi, kehkar Mausi ne maara meri peeth par chaanta

Madira ka nahi kiya tha aaj tak kabhi paan
Par barabari jo karni thi bhaiyon ki, beech mein aa gaya aatm samaan

Maine jijhakte hue thodi si scotch maari
2 minute tak aaye chakkar aur phir ulti karke gandi kardi Mausi ki sari

Mausi cheenk padi, boli namuraad, jheli nahi jati to kun pee
Dho lo na mummy sari, bola mere bhai aur saath mein mujhe kaha, are bhaiya tandoori par laga do thoda ghee

Bhaiyon ne poocha ,are bhai
Kya tumne bhoole se koi ladki pataayi ?

Bolta mein kuch, is se pehle Mausi muskayi
Boli, are namaradon ke haath na lagi kabhi lugaai

Nashe mein dhut,dono bhaiyon ko hansta dekh,mujhe aaya thoda krodh
Lagaya gaal pe ek ke thappad, aur kaha aaj se ye sab baatein chodh

Apne lal ka gaal hota dekh lal,Mausi ne maroda mera kaan
Uthkar apne beton se boli, dikha do dono apne bahon ka kamaal

Ek ne pakda haath, doosre ne maari laat
Bole aage se aisa khayal bhi aaya, to dobara maarenge ek saath

Pita hua mein , zameen par pada tha lahu luhan
Mausi ko gusse mein nikalta dekh, doston ne poocha, kya ghar par hi kar liya maasi ne tere sang Disco dance


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